My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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