So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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