Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just want nice things and good sex
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
