I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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