windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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