..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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