Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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