Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Two words: blizzard sex
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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