You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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