I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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