is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i think i have herpe
just one?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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