"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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