Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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