how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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