I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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