We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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