Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
there is glitter all over my balls
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