He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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