Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
you never un-have a 4some
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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