would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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