At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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