He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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