you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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