You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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