Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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