There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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