Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I've blown a few things in my day
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
How external is "for external use only"?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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