why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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