i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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