a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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