We should be called the Road Head Warriors
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
