About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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