Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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