good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
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