There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
