i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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