My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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