She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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