Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
