Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
