so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Randomize
