You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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