her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
My liver just had a heart attack.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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