First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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