I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Randomize
