it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize
