Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
