no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
In America we eat man semen.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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