handjob tips. give me some.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
The adults are the big ones right?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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