oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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