UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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